Smokin` Koala

The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past ,looks up and says «Hey Koala ! what are you doing?»The koala says: «Smoking a joint, come up and have some.»So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river.But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks
the little lizard: «What’s the matter with you?»The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where
the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says «Hey you!»
So the koala looks down at him and says:
«Fuuuu – k dude…….how much water did you drink?!!»